I understand. And I can empathize with him (to an extent), but this experience was necessary for his social development and to help him distinguish fiction from reality. Though I think posting it on reddit might be overkill.

Precisely. Not many guys can pull it off, much less some bearded nerd.

Perfect use of the word "dabble."

Do you write fan-fiction?

Fedora-trenchcoat combo. Really? How out of touch with reality are you that you aren't aware of the obvious stereotype?

Oh. My. God. He must've fantasized that the whole thing would've played out like Scott Pilgrim. That makes it all the more depressingly hilarious.

Berserk is the only that thing that comes to mind whenever I see this Pokemon.

John...LENNON??!?! Blasphemy! Ringo might've been somewhat more appropriate.

Is Ugly John's forehead supposed to be tits or buttcheeks?

The pixelated snow did it for me. I've been a bit skeptical about the Rift, but first-person LoZ, and that space sim have reversed my opinion.

Come onnn. You know you wanna. =P

Pfft those aren't even half as glorious as these dicks.

Didn't think it was possible to beat this, but this guy's giving it a run for its money.

Cup Noodles and TV

'Tis the stuff nightmares are made of.

GW's rockin the emo look.

Yeah, playing Bravely Default definitely takes me back to the '90s. I remember grinding in the Lunar Subterrane where those behemoths were regular enemies. It was frustrating as heck in the beginning but the satisfaction of defeating Zeromus was definitely worth it.

"It's not a purse, it's European."

Still more useful than a gun you can't fire yourself, amirite?