I don’t like getting mad, but I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Trump: “The process is rigged! They won’t let me tell my side!” (Proceeds to forbid everybody around him from testifying.) Besides, I know your side. You released the transcript that shows you blackmailing the Ukraine into helping advance your career at the expense of the constitution and the security of the country.

With Trump becoming president and doing the things that he and his minions do, I realize that he ushered in a new era of class warfare for the GOP and the Dems. Not the class warfare of upper vs middle or even upper vs lower, it’s more basic and it crosses party lines. It’s those who have class and those that don’t.

You may hate it, but it is FAR from the worst. Haaaaaave ya met the Cybertruck?

I mean there isn’t any other real competition. 

The DeLorean Flight of the Navigator:

How does one manage egress from a turtled Huracan?  it would appear that the ground would present a significant challenge in opening the doors.

“I’ll take ‘ways to avoid a DUI charge’ for $200, Alex.”

I for one, have never let a friend drive my lambo.

Single car accident in the middle of the night, driver flees, owner claims it was borrowed. Sounds like something I might say if I wrecked my car while drunk!

On Chrome, there’s an extension called “Smile Always” that automatically redirects all Amazon links/pages to the smile site. So then I never have to remember or think about it, and the World Wildlife Fund gets a few cents from me on the regular.

Every little bit helps. My tiny little nonprofit museum gets about $20-25 per quarter through Amazon Smile, but that’s the equivalent of 3-4 people doing individual memberships in our nonprofit society. We’re not going to turn our noses up at it. :)

They are to be sacrificed...thrown into the pit, as an offering.

I’d wager they’re future press vehicles.  Now that PG is gone, who will wreck one? 

You just *know* these chumps are the same fools who drape themselves in the confederate flag, use the phrase “heritage, not hate”, and get angry when 20th-century statues of Confederate dipshits get torn down because it “erases history”. They do not appreciate or understand the irony.

Set up a few stands at popular tourist destinations around the country, and you’re set for life.

A few years ago I visited a plantation that I had been to on a school field trip when I lived in the area. I was already acquainted with it’s history and mostly wanted to check out some architectural features that child-me wouldn’t have appreciated.

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week? I mean this may make into the dumbass hall of fame. I mean did these unseasoned, latte drinking, yoga pants wearing, Kid Rock listening MAGA chuds partake in this thinking this was supposed to be a pleasant…