Are you accusing newname of being a token...white? WTF are you even talking about?

It could never be as great as this:

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I have an alternate theory.

This kid needs a baseball bat to the knees.

The suspect has not left the Suez Canal for three weeks.

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

You mean like “I wish there were a live action version of Aladdin starring Will Smith?”

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

I used to be an instagramer like you,

Can we stuff a few of these down some Harley exhaust pipes. Our tunnels and underpasses will be quiet again. 

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

That looks more like it got him in the knee than the wee knee

Back then you went to the local independent parts store that employed 4-5 miserable old men who were retired mechanics who could not bear the thought of being home with their wife of 40+ years. So they took this job to get out of the house. You told him the problem you were having and since they fixed it 100+ times…

Boats cannot shut up when they get on the road.

Well it is Canada, not Can’tada.

My wife bought me Starblazers series DVDs for Christmas a few years back. I didn’t miss an episode back in the day.