We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

That looks more like it got him in the knee than the wee knee

Back then you went to the local independent parts store that employed 4-5 miserable old men who were retired mechanics who could not bear the thought of being home with their wife of 40+ years. So they took this job to get out of the house. You told him the problem you were having and since they fixed it 100+ times…

Boats cannot shut up when they get on the road.

Well it is Canada, not Can’tada.

They should add poor attempts at humor to the about us.

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

Would that technically make it triple fuel? (Oil, gas, and electric)

COTFD

It is England after all so they probably assumed it would just rain.

So the atom bomb is just the nipple on the titty of thermonuclear destruction?

I’m a dad.

What?

Still only the second most dangerous crowbar :P