The Rocketeer
The Rocketeer
Might as well start this off right
Not one duck is flying, and it's Thailand.
Is that his heartbeat you can hear through the whole thing?
Excuse me, Sir. I think I grabbed your wallet by mistake...
I need to read the linked article, but I wonder if the water being extracted is warm. The energy from condensation has to go somewhere, as the water molecules go from their freely-moving vapor phase to the somewhat more constrained liquid phase. If they condense by being physically crowded against each other (by…
The fields were awash in reddish sunshine as the farmer and his son walked up to the massive carcass. The spring and summer harvest had been nonexistent this season and this burrowing beast offered tons of viable meat. Soon the inhabitants of the small outpost settlement would all gather to participate in the butchery…
Every time I come in from the field my wife says " I know yous foolin around wit dat fat slug Mary Jo when you swears you wasn't"
"We got it! We got the durned thing!"
Felix couldn't help feeling proud. He knew better than to say anything, but today he had proved them all wrong. The new rake had been a good purchase.
The gigantwyrm, aka the "gig", rose out of the ground after the rumble had subsided.
Thumper stood in the road as the grub tore out of the earth. Thump, because nobody called him his full nickname, (let alone his real name) watched as his younger brother did the sensible thing and ran. Their father's truck was idling a hundred yards away and Thump found himself in the middle. The grub shook of dusty…
"So let's just recap, shall we," said Flynn to the face on his vid screen. "It is the company's position that it took every reasonable precaution to establish there were no significant fauna or flora threats to human colonization?"
Oh god, that pause. I heard this sound:
> Invents method of traveling instantaneously across hundreds of lightyears.
Guess that bridges a gap in our knowledge...
I made this one a while back
Ditto.
Mmmmm.... Piekrete.
Teach a dog to use the phone and he takes photos of you sleeping. Man's best friend my ass.