Full frontal GROOTity.

I am. I love it!

I am Jack's love of this reference.

Grendel?

Well, you see, there's this thing we do in "math", called an "average"...

What's even weirder is how incredibly warm it has been in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. We're talking about temperatures near 70 for weeks at a time in November, December, and January. It has actually been warmer in the mountains than at sea level much of the time due to persistent high pressure and an…

BREAKING NEWS the authorities have just released a sketch of one of the shooters.

"'Snow?' Pfft. I can think of about a million different words that apply to that slop better than 'snow.'"

Too bad Dualla and Boomer didn't get together...

I saw this picture and thought this was going g to be about Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi

I'm seeing some Ferrari Daytona...

269 MPH in 1938 is very impressive. 269 MPH accomplished in 1938 adjusted for inflation to 1991 is [...mathing the maths here...raised to the factor of the iron balls of the driver...divided by public road...] approximately 4,000 MPH.

I see your Russian train/truck and raise you a Herkimer Battle Jitney!

Looks like someone hit her with a Mile High Club.

She missed a opportunity to yell "I WISH THERE WHERE ONE M*THERF*CKING EYED TROUSERSNAKES ON THIS M*THERF*CKING PLANE"

You will be shocked to learn my super power was being beaten up in high school...

Really? I'd be all up in that like a squirrel on a Bernese mountain dog.