Oh, no contest. Hubby and I are nihilistic misanthropes, and this ending bummed even us out.

and then there are snowplows...

...and this is the naked version everybody is looking for: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx349n_n…. No need to thank me.

Florida summer driving:

Then you're an incompetent lazy fuck you likes to endanger yourself and other motorists. That said, I'm going to do you a solid and share this handy website with you. These incredible inventions called "gloves" allow you to brush snow off of your car without even getting cold hands! Some would even say they are…

The company sent them to LV 426 knowing that there was a xenomorph there, going so far as to plant Ash in as the new science officer and install a "crew expendable" clause in the mission profile to retrieve it. It was all a hush hush conspiracy.

If you break your nose in the bedroom, you're either doing things REALLY wrong or REALLY right...

Here you go guys, 10 minutes of WW2 dogfight:

"Ahh...blowing up shit and 'stracting oil...talk about killing two birds with one stone. And ah, killing things! Something else I love."

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah, ooooooooooohhhh boy

Looks like the terminals from Fallout.

Loved the Warlord comics as a kid.

Note to self: When plasma rifles hit the market, a Velveeta Vest(TM) will be sufficient armor.

Includes tool kit!

If we're talking methane, this guy has a never ending supply of it. Don't let him fool you. He'll fart right in your face.

Gah, annoying. At least the Jag is lowered with stiffer suspension for performance reasons (and all of that lightness weighing it down).

I have a much better solution...

The Soviet's were messing around with this in the 1940's and apparently succeeded. However, the soviets were great showmen and knew how to fake some things pretty damn well.