I submit for you the ‘REAL’ title of this article....
I submit for you the ‘REAL’ title of this article....
MaxxCraves:
MaxxCraves
Much better than a soiled one. But then again, I hear they’re into that kinda stuff in Japan. Maybe time to sell her abroad afterwards. ;p
Don’t cramp his style.
+1
I read this in David Attenborough’s voice.
This should also be COTD!
I’d prefer if Ben Affleck was the one to stick it out on the asteroid this time around. It might be a Dark Night when it happens, but the thought of it makes me all Gigli inside.
He’s gotta be driving on the knife edge of control.. One of these days he’s totally going to Wrx.
Major Tom, we have you cleared for docking manuvers...
I had something similar happen to me.. I was only going 40ish.. there was much Splating and flying of feathers. When I got home you could very clearly see the dust silouette of the turkey on my windshield and right where his/her little bird skull hit, it’s brain. Otherwise, no blood or mess.
I am strangely intrigued by this.. do you have more backstory?
The ugliest looking Fiat EVAR!
This is the ugliest Fiat 500 concept I’ve seen yet.
Just admit it... by ‘stage name’ (cough) you mean that it’s your Gay Porn Name.
A chicken.. NAY!
I say you weld a Suppository to it and call it the Anal Probe!
It’s one of those creepy stories you’re hearing about more and more often: A roost advertises perches for young hens and then spies on them while they’re performing intimate acts. And then he shares it on social media. Because birds are the same all over: Awfowl.
The moment the nose of the Forester clears that berm and he, and I, could see nothing but space in front of him... Yeah, I am sat here and shat my pants for him.. DAYUM, may that never happen to any of us.
Pre-GPS days, I was driving my ‘91 Mercury Capri with the top down. I was following a friend on the 101 from Monterey Bay to San Francisco to attend another friends wedding and they were hell bent on trying to set a land speed record while doing it. While doing 115 the right CV Joint seized and the resulting shock…
ohh crap! I need this then.
Is this a T-Shirt yet? If not it should be!
Touche!