Johnny Storm was played by Bug from Uncle Buck?

He was always kinda skeezy/creepy. The only surprising part is that it was women.

While some on Twitter/X speculated that Taylor-Joy could be hinting that director George Miller was creepy or inappropriate in some way, she was very effusive toward him in the interview.

How are people willy nilly connecting to your network if it’s password protected?

Old-school Apple commercials, such as the infamous “1984" Super Bowl spot, painted the company as a liberator from tech giants like IBM. Other infamous ad campaigns,

I really don’t know what to make of the text in the bottom right. Like isn’t that kinda self evident? 

Dude, everyone knows that human cocks cannot withstand the glory of angel pussy. Where did you study theology? 

The thing about Hawkeye killing criminals isn’t a huge deal in the MCU because other than Spider-Man (who does probably end up killing someone in Endgame and has a hand in a different death in Infinity War) and Daredevil, the heroes don’t have any real issues killing people. Tony Stark has a death count that’s…

i mean i’m gonna go see it but no amount of marketing is gonna make me forget this is a shawn levy movie at the end of the day.

Yep. It basically was the standard ID true crime porn.

I wouldn’t mind a live action reboot of Exo-Squad.

GARGOYLES

Literally the only thing I remember about this movie is “The dishes are done, man!” line from the end of the trailer.

No love for Danny “isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance” Torrance?

Its a shame the History Channel didn’t produce this, then we could have found out that hidden Nazi gold and Space Aliens were also involved

I mean, they made him like a child. Lacking most vestiges of common sense or knowledge. He’s selfish and likes things that make him feel good or powerful. The common sense approach to his situation would be to tell those he came across that his Knight had died but that he was going to use the armor to complete their…

Did it say “Sorry Dave...”?

“We just hope whoever is chosen as the Golden Bachelorette learns from her predecessors”

Hey at least it’s not an article about a Tweet, an episode recap masquerading as a review, or a slideshow!