So...what do people request on Total Request Live if it isn’t music videos?

Ugh Taylor swift? Really?

People like you are the reason Trump is in office.

Does the NBA really draw heavily from that white supremacist fanbase? I really don’t know, but I’ve never gotten that sense. I have ALWAYS felt like the NFL fanbase is just full of racist conservative hicks. I have never gotten that impression from the NBA. I’ve always felt like most racist white people already don’t…

“This franchise made her and let’s be frank, it’s all she is really known for.”

Precisely why I don’t answer if it’s not one of my contacts or any other number I recognize. If they’re actually important, they’ll leave a message.

Low IQs as well. And congrats to all the dipshits who just stood around waiting to witness the next accident instead of doing something - like, anything - to prevent another accident. I’m not saying they should run out in traffic but there MUST have been other options to warn people. And I guess the cops were too…

I would rather go on a date without any hobbies, than someone who lists their hobbies as drinking beer and watching sports.

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

“I couldn’t name a single 60 Minutes journalist”

You know one of those “one or two people” who could “get ahold” of Magus was Magus, right? That or he had magical abilities to know when he was talked about or his input was needed, but it’s probably the other option.

That was a perfect tweet. God... To have gone back to Deadspin and tell everyone that he would become president....

Deadspin already has you covered. But I assume you already knew that. :)

The Apple IIGS was amazing. A GUI that surpassed the Mac’s (with full color, at that) and was more extensible, audio and video hardware that was legitimately impressive for the mid-1980s, and full backwards compatibility with the entire Apple II line of software? It should have killed the Mac in its infancy and…

I can forgive some random nobody’s attempt at being clever on Twitter. I can’t forgive the rest of the Twitterverse for picking up on it, or the avclub for bringing attention to it. This is seriously a new low for Great Job Internet and that’s saying a lot.

I don’t know whether I’m more annoyed by the unfunny content, or the fact that he “took to Twitter” to shit it out. Or the fact that it’s being regurgitated here.

With their two of their three best starting pitchers out and their best hitter at the time out. yea, good for you

Is this a Rick Manning joke? Because, if so, +1.

That’s not doing it the right way. The right way is you find the ump’s wife and treat her with respect, listen to her, and see her side of things. Thereby ruining that blind bastard’s marriage.

Who removes all of their clothes to fuck in a car in a parking lot? Discretion people, have some!