I noticed Paul Rudd in the F-Zero commercial.

Yeah, I was getting Ralph Bakshi mixed with Aeon Flux vibes.

And Chewie gets a medal at the end but Han gets dissed.

My brother invited me to see it with him, and I said sure if you’re paying for my ticket. My only expectation is for it to be better than TLJ, which is a low bar for me.

That sneaky knight updated the trap. He had a good laugh at his cleverness whenever someone fell through.

It took me years to notice the bridge is an optical illusion and not magic. I’ll blame the quality of VHS and TV broadcasts.

Classic humblebrag.

I thought the Game Awards are more like gaming’s MTV Movie Awards or Kid’s Choice Awards. This stupid prank reinforces my suspicion.

I’m Sketchy, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Claus and I do c-c-c-cocaine!

The censorship annoyed me and took me out of it. I was playing a mystery game as a detective. It started in the woods and I saw a man getting shot and falling “above me.” Okay. So I look for the man, can’t find him, and it’s too dark, and my character doesn’t want to wake anyone else up. I then ask wake who up? And…

I watched that and even remember the theme song and don’t remember the gorilla at all.

That’s what he bought, and so far they’ve only released Halo Reach and none of the other games. Extra confusing that they have each game listed as DLC that requires the base game to play, but the base game is supposed to include all of the games.

Yeah, sad that comment has so many stars too. It’s like saying it’s a teacher’s fault that you plagiarized a paper because the deadline was too strict.

Yeah. the actors around him are good, but De Niro is just kind of there. And the de-aging takes me out of it. And it doesn’t really look like him, which makes me wonder if they did something extra to change his appearance. It’s like watching a video game character voiced by Robert De Niro.

It’s too bad the novel had a tragic end.

The Blockbuster game is only sold third party on Amazon because apparently it’s a Target exclusive. It’s also only $20 at Target.

The Blockbuster game is only sold third party on Amazon because apparently it’s a Target exclusive. It’s also only…

The Mandalorian is excommunicado.

I was thinking the same thing. If anyone else tried this, people would riot.

Ugly. The stripes look like tape.

I can’t tell if they were lazy with not having any puzzles or if they were also parodying Cyan’s previous game The Manhole, which was a children’s “game” that involved just exploring a small world and clicking objects and hotspots to hear sounds and see short animations.