I noticed Paul Rudd in the F-Zero commercial.

Yeah, I was getting Ralph Bakshi mixed with Aeon Flux vibes.

And Chewie gets a medal at the end but Han gets dissed.

My brother invited me to see it with him, and I said sure if you’re paying for my ticket. My only expectation is for it to be better than TLJ, which is a low bar for me.

However, a heroic act by Jedi Master Luke Skywalker was set to inspire the rest of the galaxy to rise up and help the small group of good people defeat the huge collection of bad people in the galaxy.

So the audience had a subjective reaction to an objectively bad movie?

That sneaky knight updated the trap. He had a good laugh at his cleverness whenever someone fell through.

It took me years to notice the bridge is an optical illusion and not magic. I’ll blame the quality of VHS and TV broadcasts.

Classic humblebrag.

Even if it’s true that they don’t have the original negatives or whatever, which is bullshit because they’ve already changed Han shooting Greedo scene at least three times now, all they really need to do is edit out some of the most egregious changes. Restore the Greedo scene, cut the Jabba scene in ANH, ESB is pretty…

No, but making TLJ all a dream wouldn’t hurt and nothing would be lost because nothing was added from that film. It literally features a slow, eventless 2-hour chase sequence just to delay any sort of plot progression. They could’ve skipped the second movie and Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl could just say:

Progress is exactly what TLJ was lacking. Nothing happens besides Snoke randomly dying and Luke randomly dying. Otherwise, it did nothing to move any kind of plot forward. The characters didn’t grow and nothing was learned. Rey is still the most powerful jedi for no reason and doesn’t need any training. Kylo Ren is…

I thought the Game Awards are more like gaming’s MTV Movie Awards or Kid’s Choice Awards. This stupid prank reinforces my suspicion.

So the fact that TLJ is a bullshit remix of Empire Strikes Back didn’t bother you?

Exciting stuff actually happens in ESB, though. They’re constantly improvising to escape the Empire.

I’m Sketchy, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Claus and I do c-c-c-cocaine!

The censorship annoyed me and took me out of it. I was playing a mystery game as a detective. It started in the woods and I saw a man getting shot and falling “above me.” Okay. So I look for the man, can’t find him, and it’s too dark, and my character doesn’t want to wake anyone else up. I then ask wake who up? And…

I watched that and even remember the theme song and don’t remember the gorilla at all.

That’s what he bought, and so far they’ve only released Halo Reach and none of the other games. Extra confusing that they have each game listed as DLC that requires the base game to play, but the base game is supposed to include all of the games.

Yeah, sad that comment has so many stars too. It’s like saying it’s a teacher’s fault that you plagiarized a paper because the deadline was too strict.