God is European. Jesus inherited his father’s genes, therefore he’d also look European. It’s simple science. And he was actually just a union delegate.

The only time I look at the keyboard while typing is for the odd symbol or maybe that elusive zero key or if the password I’m trying to type just won’t work. I never took typing classes though and a teacher once tried to get me kicked out of a more advanced computer class because I’d skipped over typing class and…

I can’t imagine how anyone thought that was a good idea.

I’m curious what you think he got right because I can’t think of anything.

When a 1977 kids movie is still the best adaptation of the Hobbit, then something went horribly wrong. Maybe there was a good movie or two in there, but it was unbearable at three movies. I was excited about the film adaptation and thought it had potential to be even better than LOTR since it’s more focused and…

Yeah, the wife and 3 young kids makes this worse. I wish he didn’t have a family. Or at the very least had only 1 grown child out of wedlock. Then it would suck less.

SHIELD is the worst at security. No one ever watching surveillance. No one ever guarding anything. No locks on doors. Weapon vault isn’t even locked or guarded.

I completely forgot she was in Wilfred. So she was just playing herself in that.

He’s actually extremely protective of Calvin and Hobbes.

It’s no different than any of the other stupid shit about fictional characters that people get pissed about. Case in point, all of the angry articles and comments about Captain America becoming “evil” in the comics.

Why did he take off his glasses like he’s Superman?

I only played maybe half of Black Ops 2's campaign before quitting in anger when you’re supposed to ***SPOILERS*** snipe Mason, and I thought this is suspicious (I didn’t know it was him). So I waited and refused to shoot and may have even tried purposely missing until I finally gave up and blew the guy’s brains out.…

I see “Beauty and the Beast” in a prime spot. I type [be our guest]. It removes “sea” instead. I type the same thing again. This time it removes “scarecrow.” I type [Belle] instead, and this time it removes “L’Oreal.” which had just appeared and it’s Game Over.

it looks like it finally got the AMC show back on the right track (...maybe).

I learned “gypped” was recently as I was googling for the correct spelling.

I didn’t like anything about Mafia 3. The DLC was slightly better. I think they could’ve done a lot more to convey the racism of the time. At worst, some white guys would yell if you went into a “no coloreds allowed” area. They should’ve cut all of the stupid grindy crap or at least made them less frustrating to do.…

The thing that was most amusing to me is how he flatout refused to congratulate, respect, or acknowledge Steve Wiebe, and he refused to accept his challenge to a competition.

aka Dominic Monaghan?