I was wondering why I saw a poison option for the guy who I assumed was dead in the gameplay trailer.

I’m not. I wanted to see what happened with Pey’j. It’s the only reason I was interested in a sequel. They may as well have made a new IP at this point instead of making a prequel no one asked for to a game most people didn’t play from 15 years ago. It means a true sequel is probably never going to happen at this…

First thing I thought too. This is the second image that shows up on google images. It’s from the Resident Evil wiki. It’s clearly the exact same logo.

Before I got to the second paragraph, I was going to ask if Xanax was really the name of the demon that possesses you and pilots your meat suit to satisfy its murderous and destructive whims.

The Cavs win even if those lose. If they win, they achieve legend status for beating a stacked Warriors team, and Golden State becomes another punchline. If they lose, Golden State just wins another asterisk.

Some people take race cars too literally.

I think they’re all just conflicted and ashamed of their inbreeding.

Is lead pipeable a thing?

I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

It’s great if you read it in Jack Handey’s voice.

You’ve insulted Edward Gorey, sir.

People are going to run out of airlines to boycott.

I’m guessing this includes owners of the 25th Anniversary Edition too?

All Reporters: **chomp down on fake tooth cyanide capsule**

How will this affect my stockpile of unused Humble Steam codes and gift links that I have?

I was being sarcastic, and I doubt Nintendo’s lawyers give a shit if he’s mass-producing it or not. That won’t stop them. And take some Ritalin, spaz.

1) Nintendo is getting their lawyers on this.

Pittsburgh is like one of those small prop cities they’d build on a Hollywood studio lot.