Austin did not ban Uber.

My parents are dead.

Yep. As much as I love bagging on millennial snowflakes, there is some 52 year old, right now, signing a 72 month loan on a Dodge Dart.

Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite sneakers and its just five different varieties of white New Balances.

Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite…

Is this site made up of 40-year old dad bods who hate on any pants that look even mildly tailored?

Is this site made up of 40-year old dad bods who hate on any pants that look even mildly tailored?

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more constructive to recommend five different brands of jeans and leave the individual style up to the readers. Now that four of the five options are from the same company this is really just asking people which…

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more…

Window seat and Wild Turkey - you’re my Southwest airlines twin.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Just sayin’.

I cringed the whole time that race driver guy was talking.

This. This right here. I’ve ranted on herd about this before. It’s un-fucking real who’s driving this day and age. Like you said, it’s unsettling to see and know that people are that fucking dumb. I pull people over ALL night for not having their headlights on. I’m a magnet when it comes to this. Cars without…

“Please stop talking about this stupid topic we’ve published twice about in the last 24 hours!”

alright jalops, lets play whats that car!

He wants a Honda Odyssey.

Fuck this story. Those tweets are just a mix of insider facts plus personal military and political opinions. Nothing more.

I recall a story of a red Ford GT being driven by a mechanic and crashing it after doing a 3rd-gear launch at a stoplight. It’s probably a great idea to make sure only two people per dealership are allowed to drive them while they’re in for service.

I tend to agree with you... but with on caveat that depends on the type of junk in the car.

Disappointed in the lack of black bumpers and missing right hand rear view mirror....base model my ass......