They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

What are these people all bent out of shape about?

You are incorrect, it was January 5th they ran out of Ford spark plugs and they had to send Danny Newell - a fresh out of tech school befreckled and sandy haired intern - around to every auto parts store in a 15 mile radius. He came back with an assortment of different brands including NGK, AutoLite, Denso and…

True. Their engineers prefer to fail invisibly and just pretend you made a mistake.

Go easy on Torch. He was an art history major.

Depends on what you think “decent looking” is. I bought a ‘13 Insight for $9k w/ 50k on the clock for a daily driver. No everyon’e cup of tea, but it practically prints money for someone with a 100 mile commute like me.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Love how they took our money with an easy online form, but now we need to use paper and snail mail to get our money back. Typical government.

Fun facts: here’s a brief tutorial on how Air Traffic Control works. The primary function of ATC is to maintain safe separation between all aircraft at all times, to avoid a midair collision. Having done that, the system also works to expedite aircraft to their destination, equitably allocate limited resources, and…

ECC memory, a workstation graphics card, and the obligatory Apple up charge.

You’re paying for the glowy glowy logo.

I nearly spit my coffee, and that’s the “base” version - god knows what the upgrades cost, especially for the processor. You know what kind of god-like machine I could build for $5,000? It’d be nigh omniscient and I’d still have money left over. If nothing else, it’d definitely outmatch what I’m guessing will be a…

Vertical. Video.

Chromecast works just as seamlessly and works from both Apple and Android devices.

A car with throw pillows. 10/10.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

I will never understand people who write a question like that into a comment section instead of just typing SR71 into Google. Puzzling.

Aren’t his 15 minutes up yet?

You win!

This guy’s parodies make me hate these commercials less.