They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

What are these people all bent out of shape about?

You are incorrect, it was January 5th they ran out of Ford spark plugs and they had to send Danny Newell - a fresh out of tech school befreckled and sandy haired intern - around to every auto parts store in a 15 mile radius. He came back with an assortment of different brands including NGK, AutoLite, Denso and…

Go easy on Torch. He was an art history major.

Depends on what you think “decent looking” is. I bought a ‘13 Insight for $9k w/ 50k on the clock for a daily driver. No everyon’e cup of tea, but it practically prints money for someone with a 100 mile commute like me.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Fun facts: here’s a brief tutorial on how Air Traffic Control works. The primary function of ATC is to maintain safe separation between all aircraft at all times, to avoid a midair collision. Having done that, the system also works to expedite aircraft to their destination, equitably allocate limited resources, and…

Vertical. Video.

A car with throw pillows. 10/10.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

I will never understand people who write a question like that into a comment section instead of just typing SR71 into Google. Puzzling.

This guy’s parodies make me hate these commercials less.

You’re not the only one.

Austin did not ban Uber.

My parents are dead.

Yep. As much as I love bagging on millennial snowflakes, there is some 52 year old, right now, signing a 72 month loan on a Dodge Dart.

Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite sneakers and its just five different varieties of white New Balances.

Really surprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dad. Can’t wait until we pick our favorite…

Is this site made up of 40-year old dad bods who hate on any pants that look even mildly tailored?

Is this site made up of 40-year old dad bods who hate on any pants that look even mildly tailored?

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

Editor’s Note: I think a lot of the stars this got were sarcastic, but we’ll roll with it.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.

This is the most boring list imaginable. It’s the mayonnaise sandwich of lists.