Maximaxoo
Max
Maximaxoo

A wizard is never large, nor is he small. He takes up exactly as many gigabytes as he means to.

But but but but one magazine in the 70s claimed a scientist said a new ice age was coming, therefore big science is lying about global warming! Now here’s a poorly-labeled graph to prove my point!

“I hate mazes.”

Luke went full Dark Side!

Meanwhile, modern Homo sapiens have to make do with these eagle talons:

Any child conceived in that van is doomed to be a serial killer.

There goes Homer, stealing another idea from me.

That happened in the Odyssey by Homer.

The salt from their tears makes the bacon extra good!

Holy shit, that is a bad ass paint job.

At 0:46, the Frenchest wave of all time. Awesome.

You're confusing the directions in the summary. It should say "where the southern steppes of Mongolia give way to the northern Chinese desert."

You are absolutely right all down the line, although technically what you are seeing is not a "halo." A halo caused by ice crystals in the atmosphere and looks like this: