I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

Did anyone else have this quasi-racing simulator on diskette?

Dear Jaguar Land Rover,

Welp, at least they are trying it. Your move Tesla or any other company.

I don’t think you’re giving the average human enough credit. We are absolutely capable of multi-tas....oooo a squirrel just ran across my yard. So cute.

I suspect the testing for autonomous cars is similar to testing people for their driver’s licenses. Half-drunk, hungover tester plops self in passenger seat, barks unintelligible instructions to driver/car. Driver/car hesitates, then slowly moves out of parking lot onto the street. Tester starts snoring by the first…

Every one of these stories fills me with dread. The end of ICE cars is already in sight but it’s clear that automated cars will make human driving extraordinarily expensive before it’s killed off altogether, regionally.

Come on, now...wheelies are for everyone.

Torch, funny you should say. Just last night, I discovered the hidden beauty of my Audi roof rack wrench.

“2 guys died, seems like a good opportunity to brag about the records we set.”

Tesla gave us the latest example of this worrisome trend over the weekend, when it turned off the Automatic Emergency Braking feature on all new Tesla vehicles built since production on the Model 3.

where do you live/can i drive it

I have an xk120 coupé (check my avatar) that has been modified to work as a daily driver and now it’s actually drivable, took a lot of work to get it to that state.

Removing the cat probably violated some of China’s strict emissions laws.

I wish I could give you two stars. One for a Rocky Horror reference, and the second for deploying it perfectly.

Braking.