I’ve got a lifejacket and 3 weeks off work, lets figure something out.

Seems a pity to sentence it to hard labour and beatings this late in life, but it’ll still be running long after the Porschelump has broken down for the 5th time in the race!

$550 and it runs? hmmm... i know exactly what to do with this

Nah, make it functional, air sucked in and blown onto the batteries and computers.

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Hyundais.

I AM NOMAD. WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND, TACO CREATOR.

Have you seen my welder?

“Why does it say plastic jam when there is no plastic jam?”

I swear to God, one of these days I just replace this thing with a CNC machine!

PC LOAD METAL, what the f*ck does that mean?

This is about bad ideas, so stop having awesome ones.

I AM NOMAD. MY PURPOSE IS CLEAR. TACO TUESDAY. PERFECTION. TACOS ON TUESDAY. HALF OFF.

Forget the manual transmission, if you want a really impractical autonomous car, fit it with a manual coolant pump. The whole time it drives you around, you need to turn a crank that keeps the motors and batteries cool. If you stop, it will catch fire and kill you.

There, there now, Jason.............you’ll be all right.

It’s not really car-related, and according to some of my friends, it’s not even that terrible an idea, but it’s pretty absurd, so I’m going to share it here.

Massive air intakes into a fan that makes a noise reminiscent of a motor. Just for old times sake.

I just realized I need an electric car with a shaker hood scoop.

You know that Top Gear challenge with the two cars stacked? One controlling the steering and the other acceleration/deceleration?

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