Played it when I was a kid, still have it laying around. Although it had a great soundtrack, the gameplay was pretty meh (you either didn’t have enough engine power or enough ammo).

Brown diesel manual Miata wagons confirmed.

Yes.

The issue is that it’s too great. Most other cars would be ruined by comparison.

Nope.

Looks like it was a Kinja issue, I haven’t updated since yesterday.

I’d say “shut up and take my upvote”, but Firefox is being dumb right now and I can’t upvote anything that doesn’t already have an upvote.

You’re telling me this isn’t a pre-release screenshot of Just Cause 4?

The contrast between the dashboard and the seats just makes it funnier.

I suspect that the “gauge” in question is a piece of PVC pipe duct-taped to the hood. If the duct tape holds, it’s “acceptable”. If not, then you have bigger problems.

I’m guessing you don’t understand how much power the NHTSA has over manufacturers. If it’s not safe (by their standards), then it’s not getting sold.

But...I love lightbulb.

Also, possible COTD material here.

I doubt those would work in a crash test.

COTD already!?

Oh great, more CoD merchandise...

It’s not dead until you can’t fix it, and in that instance, you just needed some new wheels and tires.

Oh look, it’s the 2017 VW Totally Not A Ford Edge Guys, Seriously.

ah god why

Nah, you actually get more torque in reverse...I think.

Because they’re prioritizing the island itself over the reef for some reason.