Maxaxle
Maxaxle
Maxaxle

A year or two ago, I was in San Antonio visiting extended family when I spotted a legit cowboy (boots, tight pants, plaid, and hat) in a restaurant, looked like he was in his 20s or 30s.

I no longer use cowboys as stereotypes, because they’re too close to the truth.

Spartan, but classy.

Oh, and if that M5 is actually stanced, I might need to be restrained.

It wasn’t originally a designated place to drop anchor.

Oh, come on! It’s a functional ‘80s wagon for not-quite-$2k! It’s an obvious Nice Price!

That’s how it was done...for some reason.

I just had a flashback to Saints Row 2.

So that’s 4/year? That doesn’t sound too bad.

I could probably get wheels like this (maybe not the exact same finish, but definitely the same quality) off an old transparency projector.

I know you’re just trying to prove a point, but it’s interesting that the only one breaking the law is behind the wheel of a police car.

What am I looking at?

Why did they settle on a Sketchup rendering?

Because his mom wouldn’t listen to you if you threatened her?

*Threaten to tell his mother.

Well that’s a horrifying .gif.

Not actually built by slaves.

Claiming resources is one thing. Moving them is another.

That’s an even better price!

If memory serves, Edison was the one that was for DC current whereas Tesla wanted AC current. Edison “demonstrated” the DC was safer than AC by electrocuting an elephant with AC.
If my memory is flawed, feel free to speak up.

If it turns out he’s wrong and goes to [insert cheapest possible restaurant here, most likely a fast-food joint]: