If memory serves, Edison was the one that was for DC current whereas Tesla wanted AC current. Edison “demonstrated” the DC was safer than AC by electrocuting an elephant with AC.
If my memory is flawed, feel free to speak up.

If it turns out he’s wrong and goes to [insert cheapest possible restaurant here, most likely a fast-food joint]:

Did anyone at Porsche even try?

“THIS GROUND NEEDS MORE GROUNDING.”
“Alright, I’ll add a wing.”

Sounds like something thought up by a drunk marketing team.

I bet you vote NP when everyone else votes CP.

brb wrapping my wrappings

On a serious note: what if a cloth wrapping was designed with a standard black exterior and more dangerous-looking colors towards the inside so wear was easier to spot?

NTTAWWT

Oh good, now maybe we can work on believable physics (not “realistic”, just “less glitchy”), believable characters, and decent AI.

AFAIK even the thirstiest of current-gen Mustangs keep it above 15 or 20.

I’d argue that the Lamborghini puts them to good use.

Chunky little 5MPH bumpers from the ‘80s. They’re ugly, sure, but they’re not hideous.

Not sure if you missed the reference...

You’re kidding, right?

You’re kidding, right?

There seems to be a wire across the street, acting upon both vans at the same time.

So, TORCS but in real life?

(For those of you not in the know, here are two relevant pages:)

[insert pic of an early-’90s Accord with chopped springs, decals all over the rear window, and undoubtedly a few mechanical problems]

Nope, not after what the new owner and the owner after that did to it.

EDIT: Technically the parents owned that one, but man I liked that old Accord.

0/10 did not read disclaimer and set entire world on fire

5. Running lean burns valves

PROTIP: Start them off with easy stuff like Mario Kart. Ease them into arcade racers. Slowly transition to more-realistic stuff.