Step 3: Skewer some peasants.

As nice as this is, it also makes the flash drive larger than it needs to be.

Front is a little ungainly TBH.

Maybe if this were less of a self-destructive mess of a vehicle, I’d say NP. But nope! CP!

See this distance between the wheel and the body? It needs to be larger.

The Beetle, new and old versions.

inb4 Karmann Ghia, 911

It was endorsed by an X-Men film, of course it wasn’t all it was said to be.

You couldn’t pay me to get into a modern Lincoln, so I’d say it’s a Crack Pipe off the bat.

1. I can see it already. “People’s Car of East Germany” in rusty, cruddy chrome lettering.
2. Considering that I’m currently enrolled in four community college classes here in San Diego, I’d say no, I didn’t/couldn’t attend it.

Well, I was thinking something specific to the Trabant...did the Trabant ever have any official slogans to go with it?

That’s actually really good, but I wonder if it could be improved by adding a motto...

Someone please bid on this and then retract their bid at the last moment just to screw him.

CP on the basis that while living in it would be nice, driving it would be a nightmare. It’s just too big!

this nannyless beast could be transformed into a very effective suicide machine.

+1 for slow car fast.

Refrain from giving yourself all of the boost, as tempting as it may be.

So apparently “less angry, more mouth” is the way to go.

Please tell me you wouldn’t willingly daily it. Please.

I have suggestions, but no entries:
1. something something Trabant something something.

2. The Jalop Wagon: