CP on the basis that while living in it would be nice, driving it would be a nightmare. It’s just too big!

this nannyless beast could be transformed into a very effective suicide machine.

+1 for slow car fast.

Refrain from giving yourself all of the boost, as tempting as it may be.

So apparently “less angry, more mouth” is the way to go.

Please tell me you wouldn’t willingly daily it. Please.

I have suggestions, but no entries:
1. something something Trabant something something.

2. The Jalop Wagon:

You have it all wrong. Morons who stance their cars ARE “kids with their noses stuck in their phones” (to actually stick your nose in your phone would be kind of a trick btw). I acknowledge stance as a part of car culture in the same way that I acknowledge EA as a AAA developer and Comcast as an ISP.

The new BRZ, pretty much the same as the old BRZ. It may or may not be faster/nicer/sportier/etc, but it’s hard to tell from the pics.

Please, tell me more about how stance is not a cancer on the enthusiast community.

HNNG

To be fair, the Dodge Ram went from being a truck to being the most testosterone-packed truck on the market in the ‘90s, thus why it attracts so many douchebags.

^This guy gets it.

Somehow I missed that...but it still doesn’t explain the fad amongst ricers and such.

I will avenge—Nope, I’m dead from laughter too.

Huh. Well their design is pretty dumb anyway.

*slow clap*

Wishful thinking, I know.

Is this a ‘70s Datsun?

Why bother showing off the engine if it’s covered in plastic?