I’m trying to make myself like it (aesthetically), but I just can’t.

Quit complaining about the new Land Cruiser and get an old one instead! Or maybe a 4Runner!

TBH I’d consider patching it with scrap leather (or a suitable substitute).

I could probably fix that. Probably.

Well that’s uh, questionable. Any chance the owner still has the original steering wheel?

Paint still needs to be fixed. [/snark]

There’s no need to oil EVERY road...

To be fair, I haven’t run into any left-lane hoggers. Yet.

It may be museum-quality, but really, $16k for an Escort? CP for me, extreme NP for a museum.

Shown: the reason why my left hand is constantly adjusting the visor.

This is still the douchiest thing you can put on your windshield.

“I told you guyss, I can drive myshelf home...”

With some paint, some sort of removable siding, and some paint, I think you could.

Silver Dino? I’ll be in my bunk.

*Filed

For some reason, I think this would get stuck a lot.

Trolling.

here lies welp
????-1999
rip in piece

Seriously though: “welp” is still common.

Either that, or a bouncing parked car with fogged-up windows.

Too many hairbrained mods and too many lapses in judgement (on the owner’s part) to consider this a Nice Price, so this is a mild Crack Pipe by default.