I’d worry about dirt if I drove this.

Not shown: A roadworthy vehicle.

brb reattaching jaw

They painted over the bumper? Why!?

I’m no fan of pink, but HELL YES.

“Hmh.”

“Lexus: Number 999999 in Pedestrian Safety.”

I was referring to the version Leadfoot has helpfully brought up:

This isn’t a Ford Ranger?

“DOOMED”? “FUCKED”?

needs charged.

To put things in perspective, I begrudgingly drive a ‘99 Camry on a regular basis, and the tachometer stays around 3k RPMs at 80 MPH. Only when you drive at the kind of speed that will put points on your license will you really disturb the engine.

Weird, every car I’ve driven has it the other way around (i.e. full tank to 3/4ths in 10 miles, 3/4ths to 1/2 in 25 miles, 1/2 to 1/4th in 50 miles, and 1/4th to empty in infinite miles).

[obligatory “Do you even lift?” comment]

“Visor delete?”
“Uh, more like ‘visor self-delete’.”

Who’s it registered to? BMW?

Dome lights, partially because they let you know when a door is open.

First, definitely first.

I can’t argue with a museum-quality RX7 Turbo, but $17k!? Seriously!?!? CP!

There’s an Infiniti G35 under that horrendous mess!?