Maxaxle
Maxaxle
Maxaxle

Not sure if serious...

*disgust

#1 - My wife is a driver and wrench on our LeMons team and knows as much about F-1 as I do.

Not shown: Scraping over every speedbump.

Hello, Golf!

BUT IT’S A SENTRA!

I think you commented on the wrong comment.

...Except maybe running it over with a hummer.

It’s one thing to take a chance, it’s another to obtain an unusual turd and polish it until it shines.

Honestly, who shouts “MUSTAAANG” at the top of their lungs anytime they see Jalopnik’s metric for car cheapness?

NOPE!

$25 says I can get at least one of these working.

Warning: Broken comments ahead!

That doesn’t sound especially effective.

Not shown: a vehicle you want to run into Marcellus Wallace in.

Somehow, I’m not surprised.

Someone PLEASE buy and fix this.

1: Jump under the hood and make revving noises.

For some reason, this guy looks like he has Phantom Hand Syndrome and is in the middle of chloroforming himself.