I think you commented on the wrong comment.

...Except maybe running it over with a hummer.

It’s one thing to take a chance, it’s another to obtain an unusual turd and polish it until it shines.

Honestly, who shouts “MUSTAAANG” at the top of their lungs anytime they see Jalopnik’s metric for car cheapness?

NOPE!

$25 says I can get at least one of these working.

Warning: Broken comments ahead!

That doesn’t sound especially effective.

Not shown: a vehicle you want to run into Marcellus Wallace in.

Somehow, I’m not surprised.

Someone PLEASE buy and fix this.

1: Jump under the hood and make revving noises.

For some reason, this guy looks like he has Phantom Hand Syndrome and is in the middle of chloroforming himself.

That actually hadn’t occurred to me.

I’ll never look at business coupes the same way.

A 70,000 what truck? 70,000 dollar? 70,000 euro? 70,000...okay I’ll stop.

“You ALWAYS get to be in front.”

The Sparrow is an odd one indeed, but I’ll consider it a car.