If the wheels/seats are fine, you could at LEAST take those.

Nigeria doesn’t have royalty.

Blergh, third-gen isn’t even referred to as a CRX in the U.S.; it’s referred to as a “Del Sol”.

I was wondering about that, but maybe it’s in a different part of the car?

Driver: “Something’s definitely up with the weight distribution.”
Mechanic: “Well let’s see...Oh hey, you’re missing your cheese wheel. That explains it.”

Needs more V6/8/12/whatever-you-can-fit-in-there swap.

There is DEFINITELY something missing here.

Not sure if racist, sexist, or both. And yes, I know it’s taken out of context and/or not necessarily intended that way ingame.

SQUEE!

The resemblance is closer to a Corolla, but +1 for making me laugh.

Not shown: something you’ll be able to find hydrogen for in a 312-mile radius.

inb4 “artisan”, “premium”, “deluxe”...

RE: 9:

For $4.5k I can definitely think of worse deals.

This is looking like a fairly solid NP.

This blurring job isn’t effective.

You said the magic words!

Fighter jet front, stealth bomber back? 8/10, would fly.

what

You misspelled “entire week”.