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I think you were beaten to it.

That box knew, man. And it didn’t say anything.

Please excuse me...I appear to have spilled something across my pants and shirt.

I think I’d get pulled over for something as big and obstructive as that.

Insta-CP.

He hit the fence to the right, that’s what deployed the airbags.

For $10k, this would be a “maybe”. For $12k, fuck it all and the owner too.

“YESSS”

“Not this shit again.”

Over here in San Diego, it’s not necessarily Asian people, but just semi-rich kids in general.

The unintentional white marks on the tires are evidence of poor parking, so these tires might not be in the best shape.

What a mess. Still, it can be cleaned up, I think.

They wouldn’t necessarily need to shift their weight, they could just try to stand up at the same time while the car was turning.

Headlights go up, headlights go down.

It’s weird and has a racing steering wheel, but for that price I’d call it a slim NP.

WTF?

...and I’m just sitting here with an old OKI printer, never having any issues. That said, it’s about time to replace the toner.

*70%

“...That doesn’t make sense.”

“The garage doors sigh when they open or close. They hate me.”

If you NEED this, either someone doesn’t know how big the doors are, or someone doesn’t know how small the garage is, or someone doesn’t give a fuck about either.