Getting rid of the S cost me $60,000!

inb4 Porsche purists make fun of the Boxter despite having zero information about it

“I hate Twin Peaks.”

#NotAllZombieApocalypseSurvivors

Shown: A group that gets enraged over insults, motorcycles, and needlework.

Manager: “How do we tell the consumer that this is a lean, mean, off-roading machine?”
Designer #1: “Lighten it, put 35” tires on it, and bump up the torque?”
Manager: “Too expensive.”
Designer #2: “Red trim?”
Manager: “Close enough.”

So which one’s the boss key?

*$200,000 in insanely polished aluminum and amazing curves.

Not shown: Practicality, utility, the ability to drive over speed bumps.

Shown: $200,000 worth of chrome and amazing curves.

Dang, you beat me to it.

Not shown: Taste, class, or refinement.

Maybe $6k is an acceptable price for a project C3 in Ohio, but here in San Diego, that’s a grand overpriced. CP.

Two things.
1. Meh.
2. Brightly-colored interiors are a little hard on the eyes.

It’s a Jeep thing.

“1,000 year flood”? I doubt the guardrail has been there for more than 50 years.

Wait, that’s a kit car? It almost looks like the real thing, if you ignore the tire width.

I like the bumpers and fenders, but everything else is a monstrosity.

Not 100% on the wheel choice, but at least they’re not chopped-up chrome dinner plates.