Straw Driver: "I wrapped my '09 Beigemobile Sport around a lamp! I'm suing!"

"Alright, is the signal coming in?"
"YES. I SEE YOU."
"Great! How's my tie?"

6. Geely ChimpWhoManglesYourNuts 2400 GLi

Yeah, or I could buy a fire extinguisher for less than $50 (just saw a listing on Amazon for $25) and stick it somewhere with velcro, tape, or tie-wraps.

Fun fact: the book we all associate with Machiavelli was actually written sarcastically. The sarcasm shows if you read the original, NON-TRANSLATED version.

I have a suspicion he either ran out of fuel and was turned into a fine mist, or landed without a parachute.

Pictured: Possibly the only guy at Nissan who knew how to have fun. Feel free to prove me wrong.

This Willys has seen some shit...and is currently seeing some shit.

*shrug* It definitely doesn't rain or snow here often.

Witches Y eye never use dictatorship.

It's easier to ship ATVs, motorcycles, and stationary engines.

"Ran when ejected from."

Suddenly GTA5 seems a lot more realistic.

I live in San Diego, and I have no idea what this "winter" thing is, either. Everyone back east keeps talking about it, but it just feels like a slightly colder spring.

That's one well-trained audience.

"Buy", sure.

Maybe someday, you'll realize that you're part of the problem.

He's saying that animal fecal matter is one thing, but human fecal matter is much worse. I'd argue that sewage is worse than animal fecal matter because sewage contains all sorts of interesting (read: hazardous) stuff in addition to fecal matter.

"And that's as nothing compared with Tesla."
As a Tesla fanboy, I am now required to rant at you for the next month.

"(*By US standards they're all Commie liberals.)"
I think you mean "PINKO COMMIEZ!!1!".