Guess what else catches fire? :P

Are you seriously implying that truck drivers aren't people?

Wow, that's...not a great example. Porsches tend to do better:

What's wrong with rubber bumpers?

Denied Anal, is that you?

*do their taxes while being dangled off the side of a building

*can buy

There is. You just can't know it until you've given them everything you have, and they don't give change.

"This thing is amazing! Who makes it?"
"Matra."
"Who?"
"The missile guys."
"...Uh, I've got a code brown here."

For a minute, I thought this was a mashup of a fairly recent Infiniti and an Impala.

...In terms of price, right?

Oh, I know. I'm just saying that it's intended for a fairly nice '90s drift car, so it'll end up in the hands of morons who drive cars to be seen (and heard) in them.

It probably would, at 150+ MPH.

Fart-canned, poorly-lowered stancemobiles bug me already. This would only make things worse.

Shown: A vehicle containing nothing that a person over 20 should have in their car.

Oh great, now every dumbass ricer within a 25-mile radius of me will get one.

Nope. Sorry, just no.

Small, cheap, and slow as hell? Sounds perfect for an electric conversion. If the resulting vehicle isn't any faster, at least it's more efficient.

Please don't.

Good god that's ugly.