The "Mike Lupica freaks out on a random flunkie" is virtually an annual tradition, but now it comes hiliariously soon after he gets to moralize about how the people that continued to employ an entitled manchild with no self-control who abuses underlings should be ashamed of themselves:

Man. The Gophers just can't catch a break.

"Moes tavern"

Lupica: "How dare you seat me in an obstructed view section!"

Woe is the usher who forgets to prepare Mike Lupica's booster seat.

"I'm Mike Lupica, I drive a Dodge Stratus!"

Based on my knowledge of homosexuals that I learned from the Village People, the 4 outed players will include a Cowboy, a Redskin, a Steeler and a Patriot

Could we get a picture of Davis' and the monkey's head size from one year ago? Thanks..

Man, I wonder what she would have done if he caught a Klondike bar?

Cunt is king.

If Cunt doesn't win, then I abandon this site.

Worst / best part is that she came to the game with the guy in the blue shirt and red visor.

My guess is, on the next pitch, he slid one into the gap.

Three weeks? Man, as a Royals fan, what I wouldn't give for three weeks of hope—Kansas City has been mathematically eliminated since opening day!

Hence the 16 seed it deserved.

That's one gritty little rimjob!

I can't believe cocksucker lost. Not enough people watched "Deadwood". Hearing that word come out of Al Swearengen's mouth was poetry.

He tipped Yu's pitch to Gonzalez that lost the perfect game. Nobody throws a perfect game on Yosemite Sam's watch.

Free Mostly-Awful, Sometimes-I-Get-You-Close-But-Never-Quite-Over-The-Top, Retired-Number-Laden Mustache Rides

I'd hit it.