You know you're a badass when you feel comfortable bringing your purse to a fight.

Anyone else have their fingers crossed he'd bear striking resemblance to an overweight Chuck Knoblauch?

Sigh.

Hey bro, thanks for the change back.

... wait, did you forget the nachos?

This one cracked me up. +1

What about White Shirt Guy who enters from the top of the screen right when the cart hits the crowd? Man, you have to take a better angle than that, Chief.

+1

Wow. I didn't even know what the song was called, googled it, bingo.

Whatever, The Rock totally kicked this guy's ass at the Royal Rumble.

That Shaun White has always been a potty mouth.

Ditto. Or how about the guy trying to figure out the difference between out-of-bounds and high tide?

And yet, you've come so far.

I believe you're the craftsman in that sentence, right?

The first few steps out of the cave are difficult, even frightening. I assure you, though, spend a few days up here with us, you'll learn to enjoy the light.

A true craftsman blames not the tools, my friend.

It's like Moses told Rameses when he was accused of giving grain to the slaves and granting them an extra day off to rest:

Yes, actually. If you didn't have those employees, how would your business operate at its current volume? Assuming that your business is how you put food on the table and pay bills, you are thus dependent on it, right? Ergo, you are dependent on the people who are necessary to your business operations.

So, you're upset because people can read?

You mean, in this scenario, my employees? I will, Ayn Rand told me I could.

Hey, hey now ...

Papa?

10 billion. I employ 10 billion people. Via your rationale, I win.