Soooooooo that's a big affirmative on the inflation thing, then ...

No. Little Ceasers folks are going for large $5 pizzas that are ready when they walk in. PJ's large pizzas are in the $16 range. That 16 cents is nowhere near being the marginal cost that turns people away.

I feel like you have no idea what inflation is, or where it comes from.

It was 16 cents. It was the number Papa himself quoted. And his pizzas are already flirting with the $20 mark, so, fuck off.

It was 16 cents. Motherfucker was going to cancel health care options for his employees because Obamacare was going to cost him an extra 16 motherfucking cents per shitty pizza. But, if someone scores the right amount of points in a football game he'll give away a shit-fuckton of pizzas for free. Oh, and he lives in a…

There's a difference between contributing to a health plan, and paying for most of it.

How a Med School Dropout Made America Fall in Love With Running

Yeah, America and I have a real issue with the inherent assumptions in this headline. I'd go into further detail, but Googling this made my chest hurt.

Cunt and Cocksucker were playing for all the marbles on my bracket.

Ditto. Cunt got fucked.

Where is the bodily injury/fear of imminent serious bodily injury?

- A lawyer.

+1. On the nose.

Kid totally false starts @ :32.

Wipes eyes.

Ha! ROMO! I fucking knew it!

- Every laid-off, dead-inside, asshole Philly fan, ever.

Ape, bro. Ape. Monkees are just a cheap knockoff.

Cunt is the one word I can say that pisses off my wife. I've actually been updating her weekly with Cunt's progress in this bracket. We're both rooting pretty strongly. It's like a feminism thing, or something.

What is it about Texas Rangers fan always giving the ball to some skank* instead of the kid sitting next to them? It's like you've only been a baseball fan for the past three years or something.

*http://deadspin.com/5905250/worst-…

I don' always father chil'ren, but when I do, they grow up to make catchy cerveza commercials.

The real problem is that homeboy is dating some chick that can't properly field a fly ball. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeext.

One hundred goddam years after suffrage and they still can't catch goddam balls with anything but their face, and yet Jezebel tells me I'm the problem.

Can I pay them my $20 to watch in American bills, or do I have to convert to loonies?