Well, I think we know a little more about why that sensei died.

Heh. +1

That mustachioed manatee seems pretty stoked about that kid it just ate.

Somebody hasn't been to Cal on Skirt Day.

Lookit Cal Guy getting bitchy.

What the fuck is an AHL Winter Classic?

- Everyone South of the 45th Northern Parallel.

I'm not sure what you're trying to get at, other than sounding like an asshole ("roun' these parts we lynch us some kids, don' know 'passes fer law in yer parts, slick") but I'm from a big city and currently living in a different big city two time zones over. I've taken criminal law at a good law school and gotten an…

The NCAA is a sham mostly and when it goes after programs for bogus eligibility violations to further the fiction that is amateur athletics we all roll our eyes

It's easy - they are not adults.

He accounted for that. Read the article, man.

I'm really curious to see what the map looks like when you're not adjusting for state population size.

OK, you are obviously being hysterical and ridiculous, and trying to turn this into something it isn't. Have a fun life Jezzing out all the time. I'm sure people enjoy the hell out of your company.

I think the onus can be on parents of all genders to:

Do you honestly think a state legislator is going to want his name on the bill that makes life easier on sex offenders? That's pretty significantly different from California thinking about dismantling its three strikes laws because it leads to long-term prison overcrowding by minor offenders.

Dennis Allen, rep'ing every cholo-d out Raiders fan, ever. You laugh now, but wait 'til one of these guys locks his keys in his SUV.

You thought, getting smacked around by the Pirates was bad? Even Rahm Emanuel staffers who are too insignificant to quote by name are scoring on the Cubbies.

"You got a better idea, I'm all ears, asshole!"

I think you've found the sweet spot. +1

Zack and Kelly have nothing on those two. +1