It's like a Mile High Club you can join once a month.

That's a modified shocker. Aka, two in the pink, one in the stink.

Haha. Seriously, though, fuck you for even trying. Go back to film school and learn something already. Dick.

Pretty sure AP Style is "OK," not "Okay." At least that's what it was last time I needed to buy the most-recent AP Style book.

+1.

I think you let these little bastards off the hook too easy, but I agree with the general sentiment. I have a hard time writing off anybody, especially a couple of dipshit teenagers in line for a brutal reality check.

Each state gets to set its own program. Sex offenders are probably the single-easiest target of legislators, though, so the general rule is yes it's for life, no that shit ain't coming off. In almost every case, having to register is far worse punishment than time spent in the pokey. Your life/career/relationship…

I agree in a sense that we don't want to blame individual victims. But I think the point is, if you had a daughter, of this age, would you approach her with a "get as hammered as you want, it's a free country" kinda message, or the "keep your shit together, lotta assholes out there," kinda attitude?

They have to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives. That's pretty significant.

God, how much more would the SEC hate this guy if he was a brother? The Auburn gif would have ended with pitchforks and a rope ...

So what's it like to play at Augusta National?

DISPATCH REPORTER (via cell): A guy shot himself in the Dick's.

A guy shot himself in the Dick's. It's kinda funny.

"Isaac, you're a fucking idiot. This rule is stupid."

I'm pretty sure you have no idea what jingoism means.

Further complicating the issue, NFLPA investigators discovered Dumervil's initial rejection of the Broncos' offer was the work of an Elvis impersonator.

The Mahogany Hammer.

The Mahogany Hammer.

this

Albert always dreamed he'd make it onto a D-I court someday. When Cowboys coach Larry Shyatt turned to the bench and barked, "Cahallik, go check in," he knew all his hard work and sacrifice had finally paid off.