This.

I'm just blown away that Sprewell's accountants are still getting work.

Heh. Nice.

The real story here is that Screamin' A. Smith went a solid 3-plus minutes on camera without opening his mouth.

I know, right? What kind of person "feels bad" when he or she says something that upsets someone? What a fake, stupid bitch!

Thank you, just, thank you. The Anne Hate, coupled with the constant JLaw fellatio, was just astounding to me. Especially coming from this site.

I was with you up to the end there, then it got pretty gross.

Taylor has realized she would rather give it a go with a guy who can make her happy on a different level.

We expected Bleacher Report to quickly drag CNN down to its "cesspool."

HA. Yes. +!

+1

The thing I love about this, as opposed to Deadspin's luncheon meat debacle of aught-12, is that all the cheeses on the list of top cheeses are in-fact, by-God cheeses, and the only requirements are that they be, 1. a cheese, and 2. ranked by how necessary the cheese is. None of this top luncheon meats bullshit where…

This interpretation gets us both the top cheese and American cheese in a situation where mankind must pick one, and only one, cheese. This is, essentially, fantastic lawyering.

I felt...nothing. Just nothing. Nothing beyond exhaustion ...

Not even Sandra Bullock could resist the mysterious, unimaginable power of the Ark.

Somehow I feel like HHH can crotch chop with much greater abandon than those of us concerned about nut-tapping ourselves.

It feels like Anne Hathaway used to get this treatment. Then she started trying. Now we hate her. What a bitch.

"Oh, wait, you said 'make them look like w-h-o-r-e-s.' My bad guys, that's on me."

Hopefully she's working on drawing out her TNT sign-off just as much as she did her ESPN one.

Anybody else here because they glanced at the headline and accidentally read stunt as something else?