prices can only go up from here everyone says before 2008.

“But teacher, you forgot to assign homework."

“Just remember that there’s no such thing as a bubble.”

Snitches get stitches, gas is too damn expensive.

Having read the coverage, I would’ve said that Naomi’s outfit and entrance were over the top for a memorial but she knew exactly who she was honoring and what he would’ve appreciated.

“How DARE YOU speak the truth about me ~IN PUBLIC~ every time something good is happening for me!!!! I mean!!! How am I supposed to MOVE ON and rehabilitate myself/my image!!! Especially after apologizing with a stunning lack of empathy due to my narcissism!!

Quite the achievement. Robin Williams is notoriously hard to confuse these days.

It’s basically just “Pimp My Ride: The House Edition” when it comes to bullshit. It’s hilarious to me that basically all of the cars ended up being un-drivable. I did love that one time when Xzibit showed up at a dorky white kid’s house and he got excited and said “Oh my god, DMX!”

The brilliant thing about Redman’s episode was that it was both relatable and aspirational — at least for teens and people in their early 20s.

His one segment carried the entire series imo. I still get a laugh when I remember the image of him rubbing the 2 wires together to make the doorbell ring.

We could all stand to be a little more like Redman. 

Good to know, especially since Redman’s episode is the only one I remember and probably for the reason of it feeling like he was being straight up.

It’s been a long time coming, and it took an entire show sold based off nothing but her and Norman Reedus’s chemistry, but I finally have the satisfaction of saying the words, with zero irony, “If this show loses Melissa McBride, I’m out.”

The Rules

The only way to do that is destroy the brain stem....

More concretely, the New York-Newark-Jersey City major metropolitan area tops this year’s ranking for most minorities behind on their rent [1].

Do you want Firestarters? Because this is how we get firestarters. 

Come on. That was a tenet of the Southern strategy to build-up the prison industry by incarcerating Black/brown Americans at staggering rates. That’s the main reason there’s so much pushback on legalizing marijuana in the Southern states.

Yeah, but...jazz cigarettes. 

Goddamn I wish the drug-war govt hadn’t effectively shut down clinical psychedelic research in the 70s. So much opportunity squandered.