Did you know that Dane Cook is olde English for chlamydia? True story.

Jason Hervey I can see being gross and predatory. Not so much Fred Savage.

This warmed my cold, dead heart.

Stopped reading at tomato on a grilled cheese sandwich.

BOOM BITCH

Brad Lidge should get into the Hall. I mean, the extent to which Pujols absolutely destroyed him deserves to go down in history.

+24 angry Zambrano dongs

wanna play spies

Aubrey Huff can get fucked. Is there such thing as getting negative votes? He should get negative votes.

Carlos Lee is so completely unmemorable. Even his name says “hey, is that the guy we let go in the Rule 5 draft?” None of the other guys at the bottom who got votes are deserving, but I see at least something memorable about most of them:

Man, I remember those guys. Some of those guys were good! I also didn’t realize some of those guys have been out of the league for so long.

Wagner being so far below Hoffman is criminal. Wagner had a better career WHIP than Rivera and if you lower the minimum IP from 1000 to 900 he is the all time leader in K/9 and it’s not even close.

the h3ll does this not have more star$

kareem, you also live in a world where a reality star is the president

The dude who voted for Carlos Lee is my personal hero

JI

I’m less interested in, like, who the fucking idiot who voted for Livan Hernandez is than who the four people who apparently voted for Clemens but not Bonds are, and why (I realize this is based on the assumption that all 238 people who voted for Bonds also voted for Clemens, which may not be accurate, but whatever).

It’s like some superhero shit.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

Can we all start a GoFundMe for the guards that will be assigned to Larry’s cell block. Just want to give them a little extra motivation to make sure this motherfucker doesn’t try to commit suicide. Maybe an edible arrangement? Those are kinda just fine gifts.