That guy looks like an unfortunate version of Christopher Meloni.

Yeah but in Pillman’s case getting fired was to his benefit, since he worked the WCW front office, and was able to avoid being squashed by Hogan in three tiered cage match. When Hogan saw how much the “loose cannon” gimmick was getting over he demanded that Pillman be put in that match so he and Savage could kill his…

Maybe Marty Janetty. Maybe.

I’m thinking PIllman?

With the investigation having been since October and being more or less done aside from lab results, it seems like police must have talked to him, and everything I’ve heard suggests WWE didn’t know until yesterday.

I can only assume Neville woke up to the following on his phone:

Everyone at Apple?

Phoenix PD told me that nothing has changed since yesterday, so this is not a case of the other shoe dropping (like the lab results coming back) today. Looks like either they suspended him first because of it being such a chaotic day or it wasn’t immediately apparent to WWE that he had already spoken to the Phoenix…

BADABOOM UNEMPLOYDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

Definitely crossed my mind last night whether they decided to re-edit the clips of this that they used or if they had already realized that Austin raping McMahon with a foreign object was something that won’t fly in 2018.

That’s what happens when you feud with Cedric Alexander!

If you don’t know which guy

Man, the Cruiserweight division is legit cursed. Also the fact that Enzo didn’t notify WWE about the investigation is insane, although the dude didn’t seem to be the smartest person in the room to begin with.

I’m replying to you because I don’t want to ungray the person who responded to you. Look at these fools, ragging on a 9-year-old when they don’t even have the reading-comprehension skills to realize that this was a JOURNAL entry. You know, where you express your personal thoughts and relate them to the lesson.

“Stating the fact (“Because Columbus didn’t find our country the Indians did”)”

Dear Baby Jesus and Baby Jesus’s Dad,

If this were my child, he would be getting ice cream for dinner every night, a new bike, an XBox, a 401k & whatever the hell else he damn well wanted.

This is how I imagine that OK was meant to be visualized.

Dan, goddamnit, I was proud of that joke.

I was a 10-point baby born in India.