God, yes. 

There’s a lot going on in that example of the girl on your dating app, but I think the part I’m stuck on is the “WHO???????? WHAT RAPPER SAYS THAT???????? WHOM????” part because all of that is bad/batshit but that’s the most “I listen to the Weeknd on Kidz Bop” levels of no.... just. no.

He literally had trouble walking up/down stairs and drinking/holding a glass of water. Pretty sure because of his stubborn “IM FINE THIS IS OK” power bullshit he’s never been to a real doctor and definitely has like 999,999 issues.

RIP my birthday monies.  You lasted a day.

RIP my birthday monies.  You lasted a day.

If not here; at least somewhere else they will be. (I assume those of us who aren’t grey here on The Root are on a different FBI watchlist)

Same, I would hug him though not kiss

I think, as a gay, it was less HAR HAR TWO DUDES KISS as much as it was HAR HAR OH NO DONT KISS PETE DAVIDSON, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER LIFE CHOICES, JIM..... ERM.  JOHN.

.... has got it gonna on .....  *finger to ear*  Wait what? I’m being told...

The front page of our paper here in Northern NJ (which is now a US Today, booo, instead of being more hyper local than it used to be) had the headline “would joe Clark’s teaching methods be used today?” or something to that effect and it’s like, duh, I don’t even need to read the story, bros

When Nashville was flooded in 2010, some “big” news happened in the New York area (I am from both places) and all the national news barely covered the fact that there was like $10 billion dollars worth of damage/destroyed everything because of the failed Times Square car bomb attack.

Heroes:  Our Polar Bear Was Racism The Entire Time

oh mannnnnn. this reminds me. I was a youngen during the original “internet chatrooms!” and I went looking for the SNL one and found people saying “tracy morgan and tim meadows look the same!!!” and I said .... well... goodbye.

I don’t find him SUPER HUNKY but I get the general ‘classic attractiveness’ of Chalamet, but yeah, it’s all some very “A Very Specific Type of New York Boy” attractiveness.

even though we aren’t talking about Ye ever again, at this point in life I’ve been lately calling Diddy the lyrics that go: ‘Fuck you and your Hampton house.......’

I’d think the regret would’ve been not marrying Jolene, but yours works too.

I’m a 35 year old from the NYC area.  Trust me when I say Flex has been a constant buzzing in my ear for all these years -- I have never ever known what he looked like and it is very different than what I’ve always imagined.  My life has been a lie.

Also, Issa is based in California and even though as they made the joke “she’s not doing anything right now” I did think at the end of watching the show that maybe they were trying to keep her from doing any real direct interactions with people as a ‘JUST IN CASE’ precaution of like 3 jokes about masks/getting covid.

my boss LOVES bill hader as vincent price... even though he didn’t grow up watching vincent price movies/SCOOBY DOO like I did... so I am forced to relive Hader’s Halloween specials all year long — and this weekend I watched a Vincent Price movie and went ‘holy SHIT hader does a PERFECT impression’ which, then,…

“off white” and “Beaverton, Oregon”???  ok, sure.  but these are so great shoes! My favorite shoe of all time is the one that was made to look like the Arizona Ice Tea cans.  True beauty.

I don’t know why anyone would think posting this video would make the sister look good, innocent, reasonable, or in the right.