MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye

Over here in the other contact sport brigade, we have Sports Agent Who Could Make Boras Go, “Woah, Chill” Allan Walsh who does a lot of things that are vaguely legal/definitely sketchy for his clients, but one of the good things he’s been doing is that he’s one of the few inside-outside NHL voices who have been

you & Shaq, sir.  You and Shaq.

Air mostly, i’d assume.

As North Jersey trash (compared to the South Jersey trash being talked about here) I was with you for the entire thing until: “Everyone in Philly maintains a cult-like reverence for a fifth-tier snack cake brand”

When did I learn I was poor?  During an episode of Saved By The Bell where the gang (tm!) learn about the girl who is poorer than all of them because she lives in a trailer park and Zack Morris (the man of my dreams at the time, but now I see several reasons why we would not get along well) said something like,

Same to all of that — but seriously who in their right mind at Yahoo really, truly thought that people would pay for Mets Brand Content ?!?!

I come from a family of addicts. Half of them get so angry at Doc, the other half (& me) get that sometimes it’s damn near impossible to break that cycle. So, when I was at the ASG Fanfest — he was there, and he was a little bit bigger in the belly than he had been, but he seemed otherwise fine and he had a great time

How dare you!  (you probably aren’t wrong)

+1 cousin named Sean/Shawn/Shaun/Sheamus

I took you out of the greys because this is just a thing all of us who are fans of non-Original 6 teams should be screaming far and wide (my team didn’t make it to the playoffs, but I still want all the non-Original 6 teams to do well, peace out Boston)

besides a ‘Cleveland-becomes-Columbus steamroll’ joke in the headline, in this actual bit of hockey news where do you see anyone shitting on you? I’m from NJ and any time I meet someone from Ohio, I make the “we are the exact same shit state, except I can get ocean breezes (and even that smells like the trash NYC used

If you ever saw Don Cherry, you would know that he has no African/Black friends to tell him “hey ....don’t do that”

I’m a Devils fan, these guys are my asshole cousins who I love because we talk shit about the fuck up cousin (Rangers fans) at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Calling Barclays’ “Wang’s Folly”seems wrong though. Wang tried everything and a fucking day to stay in Nassau County and Brooklyn was only used as a “last

Mustard too, John Olerud~

At least the Alexa Version Trish (vT?) is because Alexa has some concussion issues and is one of the few women who can handle herself on the mic (c’mon, Bayley. c’mon).  I agree with the other commentator about Mandy Rose & Lacey “is she a heel because her outfits don’t actually match? is she a face because a large

desus’ reasoning for bodega cats is amazing and probably 100% FACT

Things I never thought I’d say:  Thanks HulkHogansDick !

Fuck that little fuckface whose twitter account is a perfect example of why I get so angry at “hockey culture” because he: is a big MAGA supporter and once got in trouble for TWEETING AT HIS “HATERS” DURING A GAME (I think it was he was in the AHL, but I’m not sure if it was AHL or his juniors team after being up for

Same, to all of that.

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