Only problem is that “ovations” in Yankee Stadium usually sound a lot different than in Milwaukee....

Ike Davis also had “valley fever” a few years ago because truly the Mets teach you so many new and interesting ways to wish for death 

are you kidding? having a dog as a reason NOT to go to shit is the best thing? Or being able to duck out early??? Hell yeah

It is The Middle and in the 7(?) seasons, she was on at least 5 times and every time was fucking magic.

I was reclining while reading this and started choke!laughing.  Thank u.  I will soon also be ashes.

Heavens to murgatroyd! You hit the nail on the head. I think it was another Eastern European background besides Germany, but yes. Of Course. He was not a fan of the Peron’s, specifically Eva, Of Course.

If you have that in (which, sounds ... weird, but hello social media age), you should totally do it!!!!

I am sorry for your experiences of Dr. Becky.

I had her heterosexual life partner (who I’m sure as hell would do the ol’ Brad Pitt of “we can’t get married until everyone is allowed to legally get married (and then he married Angie before my people could get married because we could in California~~~”) Dr. Bobby.

I…

I’m upset because this is very much not the player I would’ve thought would’ve been the next Nashville Predator Mike ‘Actual Predator’ Ribeiro Award For Shit Human.

Same!

Holy hell, that peacock tattoo!!!

You are also missing the other pop culture Jerry Springer:

Jerry Springer: The Opera. It’s a legit opera in 2 acts. Act 1 is an episode of the show. Act 2 spoilerz: Jerry is dead and in Hell and bargins with the Devil.

Also Steve is in it too!

Also, their twitter account pretty much posts most of the best parts of the show anyway, on those weeks I’m too busy to truly sit down and watch something that is really only approx 22 mins anyway. I’m hoping that it’ll be the same when on Showtime (but not holding my breath)

Thanks for this. The Borgia’s did a lot of shit things (I still think they are the basis for Game of Thrones) but I was like .... naw, even this is weird for them incesty assholes.

Yes, ya girl is one of the 292 people Oprah follows on Twitter. Oprah’s watching me, y’all. I promise not to forget where I came from.

Maybe it’s not that unusual for a celebrity to use their vast platform to find a nutritionist for a family member! Maybe I’m just being a petty bitch!

You aren’t the petty bitch here, but also to answer that first sentence — a lot of indy wrestlers do that. It’s both looked down upon / people still do it because,…

Someone else commented about this but I wanted to make it it’s own comment/post:

as a hockey fan, yes, you are correct. 13 years of him being like this and now he finally gets his baby (because you know he’s probably cuddled and swaddled the cup at least 20 times already)

dementia runs in my family, but I’m the only weirdo who actually likes and enjoys sports. I can’t even begin to imagine how terrible that is — but surely reminding him that the Cubs won and showing him highlights on the phone at least brings him some joy, at least in that moment?

She had every resource available (which is different than you or I) but that doesn’t mean she had a support system who would be opened to her coming out and talk about. My grandmother was depressed all of her life but she would talk openly about her struggles and she had a loving and supportive husband (and 2 out of 3…

As a child of the 00s & 10s Tigers (as you can tell by my name~) THIS CHILD LOOKS LIKE IF MAGGS AND PUDGE HAD A CHILD TOGETHER AND I AM BOTH AMUSED AND TERRIFIED