Truly, Russian Machine Never Breaks was the perfect name

He’s having fun because he survived being a Met and lived to tell ye the tale

I also like in the baby pic, that literally none of us have to think very hard at which one is Cardi and which one is her sister.

Do you know what else will be happening in 2019? The city of Cleveland is going to have the MLB All-Star Game there, so I very much do hope that this cultural center is up and running by then — and shame on anyone who would be petty enough to go around and glue every single lock in a building.

But winkingly calling out a major problem with the last few years is still perpetuating that problem.

There were a couple times during his sermon you could tell that Harry, Megan (and even William) were giving each other those little looks.

they are fighting WITH Lucifer after fighting HIM and also trying to kill him and ... etc etc etc etc

4 steps for pb cookies? mine is just 3 - 1 egg, 1 cup of sugar & 1 jar of skippy. boom, the true depression food (it also helps that I can share this meal with my dog, which always helps lift the depression for a little bit watching that dumbass go crazy with the empty jar of pb)

Also, even though this isn’t Deadspin, where I am the most comfortable (and un-grey!), a former player had a terrible twitter ratio line yesterday because he said something pretty generically dumb in a “Please. This is CARRIE UNDERWOOD, THE FUCK, MARTY” way

She recently sang the National Anthem (last Sunday) at the Nashville Predators game and looked as fine as she’s looked since she started coming back to games post-injury.

I forgot about that because my brain loves me and doesn’t want me to remember terrible things.

Did T.I. knew what he was getting into? But, yeah. Lost his motherfucking mind.

Who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

Psst, it was even closer when the Jets were actually in Atlanta. In conclusion, Go Preds!

I............ I’m sorry. There’s no way that doesn’t happen now. Darkest timeline and all that.

This headline made me laugh and laugh and cry and cry.

All of this is good, but you forgot the most important reason to still hoarde your shit : I’m not a movies person, but I’m a TV person. Do you know how hard it is sometimes to get your TV shows or find them? Im still angry I can’t rewatch all the seasons of Murphy Brown that I watched live as a kid (if the…

1999 it was a Backstreet Boys Bonus CD-ROM thing. It was beautiful and I’m sure if I could open it today, probably so amusingly quaint by our standards of webpages now.

the long sleeve shirt with the back open is kind of what Sarita/Sarah Stock used to wear on the indies — but the other commentator said that their opponents were Angelina Love & Talia and I very much NEED to know how those two covered up because their schtick has always been super overly sexual:

I’m “ok” with the women not being allowed this first tour and my reasoning is that if everything goes right for this PPV, you know they are definitely coming back... and they are coming back just like in Abu Dhabi with the women because with so much of the world watching the WWE, it’s kind of hard to quiet the womens…