Uh-huh:

What is silly is your suggestion that laws apply to everyone else, but not the US, which can enter other country’s territory with impunity.

Humorless? Have you seen any of the White House correspondence dinners? The man missed a career as a stand up comedian.

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

Thanks Obama.

Sanders hasn’t released the tax plan because it would involve raising middle class tax rates, and I think he’s trying to get out in front of that issue by doing a round of press on how rising tax rates wouldn’t be so bad if people didn’t have to pay healthcare premiums. The problem is, for anyone with…

Rich Arabs and Russians and Chinese who sure as hell don’t want to stash their wealth in their own crappy countries so that it doesn’t disappear. NYC and London are safe hedges.

One particular awesome fact,

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

This was a fun episode. It’s sad to see all the butt-hurt already spewing over it.

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

FUCK. I really want to hate this show out of respect for Clarkson and Co.

If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

What's hilarious about that? Sorry, I grew up in a remote place and don't get a lot of humor.

Exactly. I have tried to teach my kids this - there is no right answer to "do you know how fast you were going?" Anything you say is incriminating in some way. Either you're an inattentive driver or a scofflaw. Hand the nice officer your license and insurance, and keep your mouth shut.

Might I also suggest: SHUT UP. Don't offer extra information. Don't say shit that you think won't incriminate you. If you're in some sort of "arrest zone", just STFU and ask for a lawyer. The cops are NOT your friends. Doesn't mean they're evil, but they really don't have your (a suspect to them) best interest in…