If that's your opinion, I disagree entirely. They are both human beings, after all. I also think that your specific argument backing this position is fallacious.

Who kids "look up to" is completely irrelevant in this situation, and I'd like to see you try to argue otherwise.

Of all the legitimately arguable positions to take in this debate, you pulled *this* turdbucket out of the sack?

Mutual funds and ETFs differ mostly in the cost structures. While both may charge management fees, ETF shares will also incur trading costs whenever you buy or sell, much like shares of common stock.

The red hair makes COMPLETE sense now.

See also: Herman Cain, Ben Carson. They hate black people who are poor, because they are black people who used to be poor!

Also acceptable: race car!

At first, I thought this comment was an exceedingly poor palindrome attempt.

Hah, good catch! Yup, nothing could possibly go wrong with investing in Las Vegas real estate, right?

Do moderators even watch these comments? Someone needs to flag this immediately. Shame on you, I hope you get banned permanently.

While I agree that managing debt and maintaining other financial priorities (especially retirement savings) should not suffer for college needs, you cannot make the claim that college savings hurt you in such a broad statement when the opposite is likely true.

I'm sure he participates in his local kickball league and got stiffed for bringing an extra six-pack last week, so you are probably wasting some otherwise good condescension there.

I can't help but point out that in your scenario, no large public or corporate institutions make obscene amounts of money. How can that possibly be considered American?

If you're going to expose children to angry livestock possibly falling on them, it's preferable to use the fluffiest kind of angry livestock.

Bitcoin is the newest unregulated speculative fad, nothing more. You could have made a killing investing in these similar items:

No disassemble!

"OH LORD JESUS THERE'S A FIERO!"

"Diner in College Park, MD" really narrows down the possibilities! I loved Plato's during my late 90's undergrad years. One of the last places I remember smoking indoors while drinking coffee reeeeal early in the morning, trying to cram last-minute for exams.

Only if that complaining got you a largely ceremonial job with a $200k salary and severely limited accountability.

This impression is dead on, good one! You sound like the halfwit offspring of Bill O'Reilly and Sarah Palin who happens to have just enough brainpower to click on Breitbart links all day.