One of my coworkers in Shizuoka, Japan doesn't like video games, but his son absolutely loves them. The son just got a 3DS for this past Christmas, which is actually a pretty deal for the family, since they aren't doing so well financially right now. The father, however, still throws around, "It's such a waste of time…

Yeah, she should be Sailor Moon, and Lara Croft, and Ellie from the The Last of Us.

Oh. Look who we got in south america's deepest jungles...

I think the music for the programs should be assigned at random on the day of the competition. Someone gets Philip Glass, someone else gets Gregorian chants, another gets dueling banjos, and some poor bastard winds up with 4'33.

Dip a corner of the sandwich into that lousy canned soup, and then insert that corner into your head.

Oh, dammit; I just realized I missed the opportunity to say, "That one sleighed me."

You know what? Let's let this one go.

I'm going into old man mode here, but pictures aren't worth a thousand words. They're what you use when you can't think of a thousand words to say.

Mashed potatoes? Seriously? Allow me to preview next week's installment, a 5,000-word "how to" on the perfect preparation of cereal.

"Because I was inverted."

QUOTE | "Crunch time, duct tape, and the force all have something similar—they each have a light side and a dark side."—Feargus Urquhart, CEO of Obsidian Entertainment on whether crunch time is necessary in game development.

It took me a stupidly long time to realize that it was Poke- "mon amie." And I used to watch the X Men cartoon ALL THE TIME.

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an…

I played that one as well. The idea is that you are still physically in the world but obscured, so you can only see shadows.

There's either something wrong with me or you just do these to fuck with me, because this feels like about the ninth time my favorite is worse than getting hit by a car.

Threading the needle is a skill for the young.

If this was a contest entry, nobody can fault the judges for letting the Wookie win.

FREELANCER

TSLRCM dev here... (Hassat Hunter to be exact).