She's used to getting her liquids through a tube

Free throws fucked UNC in that game, hell Tokoto's percentage alone was lower than Julius Peppers' GPA

I know I'm coming in late to this but this is the most perfect thing ever written. As a UNC fan this 100% encaptulates every feeling about duke I've ever felt

Jonathan Martin's dunk would've hit the crossbar because he's only half black

Those 200 hours are going to seem so worth it after the Sharks lose in round 1 of the playoffs like every other year

Loved the video, have to know though...being a white guy who can drain threes has Duke offered you a scholarship yet?

I hear they give out crack at Raptors games, it's sponsored by Ford I think

Richie Incognito left him a voicemail saying next time he falls on the ground like that he's gonna shit in his mouth

It's pretty incredible how far out of the crease goalies need to be to really cut the angles and the defender coming back to help in this case is Ryan Suter who I would trust to defend the pass if I was Backstrom. Also, I wouldn't have seen this coming from Saad haha

The job of the goaltender in a 2 on 1 like that is to be responsible for the shot, the pass should be defended by the line defender. The reason the goalie is so far out is it greatly reduces the angles available, yet leaves you very vulnerable to the weak side (as was shown)

A Schiano Man sees this as bullshit because one settling is never an option and two those boys just learned about their happy valley and had to grow up soon

Depends if he passes through Detroit or not

I like how his tweets only have, at max, one retweet...I'm guessing that was worth the hours he spent helping his mom get onto social media

They all got invitations to rush Phi Kappa Tau at GT immediately following the game

You forgot the ' in you're...not trying to be nitpicky but I figured if you were trying to be a pretentious assface by correcting someone you should at least be right in your correction

Sekuini Sekuini has two first names

A Schiano man enjoys his job at the DMV making others feel like assholes

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Why couldn't this be Tony Romo and Philip Rivers getting hit with glass bottles in their respective derp faces