We would take a cosmic nap in our space arks and wake up to be devoured by space wasps and or bubble wrap.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

I think you have no concept of the term "carefully orchestrated publicity between two friends".

Again I have to ask, does Deadspin want to riddicule the NFL for how careless it is regarding player safety (especially concussions) or do they want to point out how cool it is for one player to literally kick another in the head?

I just want a facebook app that isn't overly bloated, shows posts by most recent, and has a tiny bit of side messaging that doesn't need the full features of a messaging app, or heck, just send it via text to me and screw the app. They can stuff the rest of it. Also, being able to do custom posts since I do odd…

Look, requiring me to download a separate app for something I use infrequently (but not never) is the opposite of user-friendly. And it's perplexing why they'd do that.

Don't forget the Japanese Aircraft Carrier Zuiho.